CHAT WITH ME ON SKYPE - DICK AND THE PINK KITTY

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WRITTEN BY: NERO
EDITED BY: Nissa
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DICK: Hey
Nancy4U: Hey
DICK: How are you doing?
Nancy4U: Great, Have we met before?
DICK: Nope...hehehe
Nancy4U: What?
DICK: Nothing.
Nancy4U:How did you get my email?
DICK: I asked google.
Nancy4U:How? lol
DICK: I was searching to someon to chat with.
Nancy4U:So, you got mine?
DICK: Yeah. So, how is work?
Nancy4U: I am a student. School is fine.
DICK: I wanted to chat because I was bored.
Nancy4U: It's ok, I can keep you company, I guess.
DICK: Yay! Thanks alot.
Nancy4U: You are welcome. So, What do you want to talk about?
DICK: Emm...sorry whar is your real name?
Nancy4U: Nancy.
DICK: Ow, you and my ex have the same name lol
Nancy4U: Wow, thanks a coincidence lol.
DICK: Both of you might have something in common.
Nancy4U: You tell me.
DICK: She is fat.
Nancy4U: I am not...
DICK: I mean, before she start to the gym.
Nancy4U: Ow ok, I go to the gym too.
DICK: I thought as much.
Nancy4U: Wierd, lol
DICK: She uses blue nail porlish.
Nancy4U: I use pink, it is nice with my complexion.
DICK: That was after I told her I like pink.
Nancy4U: You like pink :)
DICK: Yeah, what? :P
Nancy4U: I thought pink is girls' colour?
DICK: Yeah, thats what you thought.
Nancy4U: Why pink?
DICK: It's a colour for most kitty.
Nancy4U: What? Kitty?
DICK: Yeah, kitty.
Nancy4U: I hope you are not talking about what I am thinking right now?
DICK: Nope, not at all.
Nancy4U: What kitty have such colour???
DICK: Most, most kitty.
Nancy4U: I have not seen it before.
DICK: YOu don't have to see it...it's already with you.
Nancy4U: With me?
DICK: I mean, somewhere arround the neighbour.
Nancy4U: When did they come out? I mean how did you know there are such kitty?
DICK: It is when I talked to the owner, she showed it to me.
Nancy4U: Are you doing what I am thinking?
DICK: Nope, I am just sited, chatting with you.
Nancy4U: Hmmm...I mean, are you talking about sex?
DICK: Do you want to talk about it?
Nancy4U: Why are you such a prick? Do you think I don't know what you are doing?
DICK: I am only talking about a familiar but rear kitty.
Nancy4U: Ok, go on.
DICK: After the owner showed it to me, I kissed and pet it, so dearly and softly.
Nancy4U: What did she say?
DICK: She was very happy I loved a kitty like this.
Nancy4U: Ow...poor kitty.
DICK: I put my finger inside the kitty and played with it...
Nancy4U: Why would you do that??
DICK: It is a rear kitty, it gets pleasure from that.
Nancy4U: Oh, really?
DICK: Yeah...by the time the owner could know, I have already began to make the kitty so swollen and hard...
Nancy4U: That kitty could be dangerous.
DICK: Not for those whom know how to pleasure it.
Nancy4U: When she saw it swollen, did it scare her?
DICK: She was happen and I gave the kitty my cucumber to eat.
Nancy4U: Do kitty eat cucumber?
DICK: That kitty does. The kitty was very tight and fresh...
Nancy4U: Tight?
DICK: yeah, it looks new to me.
Nancy4U: Fuck off, you psycho!!! I knew it.
DICK: Knew what?
Nancy4U: That you were talking about kitty.
DICK: Yeah, I was.
Nancy4U: It's nice chatting with you, jork...
DICK: Hold on, it could be your kitty
Nancy4U: It looks to me that you just ran out of Rehab.
DICK: I go there everyday... :D
Nancy4U: Screw you...go f*** yourself!
DICK: I do that all the time. Any other thing?
Nancy4U: Yeah, you might wanna f*** a hen...
DICK: Ok, lets cut the chase...I am Johnny Bridges.
Nancy4U: Seriously? Mind answering afew questions "Johnny Bridges"?
DICK: Hit me baby!
Nancy4U: Who's your ex wife?
DICK: (searches google) babe, I only dated her. Never got married to her. You talking about rose right? cuz, I don't remember half of the women I date, it's actually just a one night stand.
Nancy4U: So how old are you? when's your birthday?
DICK: blah blah blah
Nancy4U: I'm still not convinced. Okay here's a tricky one. What's your mum's name?
DICK: (searches google, fails. He thinks of a name) *insert name*
Nancy4U: OMG!! you really are Johnny Bridges.
DICK: Told you.
Nancy4U: Oh no, this is not true...that actor?
DICK: Yeah, thats me.
Nancy4U: Can I get your number.
DICK: (number) Call me if you need anything.
Nancy4U: Wanna see my kitty?
DICK: Sure, where would I pick you?
Nancy4U: (address)
DICK: Hang on (went offline)
Nancy4U: (went offline too)

[This is a play in my slide vid on youtube DICK and the pink kitty]

PLAYBOY - My Article(1).

You can never in any way be Don Juan, without knowing how to seduce almost any lady.

To become this Don Juan, choose the right target, approach like a friend, appear unclear, raise yourself, be their helper…, introduce temptation, suspend their thoughts, introduce words, make them look at you as if you are their god, isolate yourself briefly, alloy pleasure and pain, permit them to pursue you, make them lust for you, make frank movements, after effects and re-seduce them, if you may.

In choosing the right target, it is very smart if you know what or which lady is always busy with something or is a workaholic. For a workaholic she have no room in her heart to keep and retain your picture in the name of love, because all the rooms have being occupied by their busy nature and businesses. And such ladies are always smart, quick to predict your interest or moves. Their brain and mind works in every twenty-four-seven round the clock; for this they know how to maneuver, switch thoughts without delay or regrets, or refuse you at every instance. This is just because they love whatever thing that makes them a workaholic more than the thing in your mind, your interest, even you, and any other thing that could matter that is outside their world.

So, for this, your target should be only those ladies whom are not or less busy, those whom always stay at home; those whom have plenty of rooms in their hearts to keep and retain dozens of your pictures.

You can only approach like a friend if you want to not loose your target; avoid coming like a lover. This procedure proceeds this way, meet your target in the open (to make her feel secured), ask her her name, but before then introduce yourself, chat with her and flirt also (but take your time to not go to the extreme), and just end this way, “Let me go catch up with friends, see you some other times”, or you end in your own way that may please the occasion. Some other time, you appear again, discuss, chat and flirt-friendly with her; if you were in the class, discuss class work, what was learnt or something that occurred during lecture.

To appear unclear, you need to be and appear cunning and simple, smart and dull, kind and unkind, I mean do anything (not anything stupid) that could push her to be so confused of who you are, what you like and don’t like etc. To say “What is loved is sooner hated than what is not loved and perhaps not known”. Most of us, almost everyone, will like to venture into knowing what comes around them that they do not know about. Take for a perfect instance, if you take a particular type of meal every now and then, you will wonderfully find out that you are now starting to dislike that meal and of course you would like to change it; meanwhile on the other hand, if you mix your meals, taking different meals at different occasions, you will find no reason to change it. If you as a playboy, refuses to show all the tenderness, chivalry etc, you have for your target and refuse to mix it up with false, i.e. Illusion, some sort of dislike and unkindness, your target will read you fast and clear like the scientists reads their testing meters, she will strive to cut-off. If you show kindness to her or help her out today, don’t by tomorrow; it is another serious instance, but don’t do the don’ts in a harsh way! But in the same mode you were before she met you for the second help, I mean the same mode you were when you did the other for her.

The only way you can raise yourself reasonable, is to always find yourself in the mist of ladies, beautiful and nice ladies, and always make them laugh. Put on nice and lovely cloths, well-ironed and that fits you. Always attend reasonable parties, clubs, pubs with these or other ladies and or with friends. You and your male friends should have a well defined group and should walk together always in reasonable manners and clothings.

Be their helper when they don’t or hardly expect you. For this, they will start wondering what kind of person you are, what stuff you are made of. But they will be left with no choice than letting you help them, for they are stuck.

You can introduce temptation the way you look at them. , leer, or, ogle, or stare. Or the way you flatter and flirt with the ladies you are always with, but do not make use of any obscure or sexual word. Deeper into it, you can actually create this temptation if you can acknowledge their weak points, their childhood likes or dreams (which they could not get so they missed it). This could be riches, happiness, friendship, joy, love, touring the world, etc. try as much as you can to get them and reflect them instead of letting them have it, you can ask them “What are your dreams, sweety?”. Every day we face temptations, but try to make yours like no other.

To suspend their thoughts, you need to take them by a reasonable and fantastic surprise; “Surprise beats the greatest”. The moment you can surprise females, the moment they will start loving you, for they have no knowledge of what comes next from your surprise baggage. So for this, they can never predict you or tell what you are up to. “This is one of the greatest key to a perfect seduction”. Never tell them anything of your capacity or ability.

This is now the time you should introduce your words of flattery and praises strongly, it should be mean, not sexy. “You know how to do those words, don’t you?”

A god is a person or a spiritual being that we could call on when we are in any type or kind of need or help”. To be their god, start looking at them as if they cannot do without you, as if they are runaways, “I hope this doesn’t hurt?” Make sure what you do for or to them do not reveal what you have in mind; sex. Pay some of their bills that you can pay, advice them when they need it, be there for them when they are troubled/worried, try to introduce most of their childhood dreams that they missed or couldn’t enjoy, try to make yourself look as if you are the one behind their up-grading or up-keeping. Make them feel you are uplifting their spirits to somewhere extraordinary, I mean somewhere too heavenly. Make them feel and bear it in mind, that without you their world will come wrecking and be destroyed into the bottomless sea and will be rubbed by pirates, and that there is only one you.

To isolate is to keep an arm length. Don’t get in contact with them for sometimes, and reappear again; for anything that is scarce has higher value. When they ask you of your where-about, "I travelled for business (or to see my parents)", tell them something else. After all, "A bad excuse is better than none".

When you are back you can alloy pleasure and pain. It is just for you to create a fault, such faults are of course always little like, “You have not being calling me”, “You don’t or you have not being visiting me”, “your friends don’t seem to like me”, something like that and you may end this way, “I am not happy about this” you may cry if you want to; if you can. When she comes pleading, don’t easily accept her apologies, don’t even accept any from her friends.

After alloying pleasure and pain together, don’t start appearing before her to see how she have being feeling or without you, or start spying or asking her friends, if you want to do it, do it secretly. Don’t entertain any phone calls from her, just ask her to see you in person if she really care. ”Our, your aim rather, as a playboy, is to make them come crying and yelling that they want you”. By this, your harvest is here and ripe.

You can make them lust for you, thus when they come to your house to ask for forgiveness one-on-one, showing them your cute muscular chest, or any sexy part of you, or even, you may come out from the shower to entertain them, with your towel over your waist.

When they are into your arms in your house or apartment, "You know what to do".

The after effects are dangerous and serious, you can still keep them around but never seduce them again, get another victim to reduce the pain and risk she may cause you to face.

If you know that the need to re-seduce them is there then go on, but be sure she will not get you fried.