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WRITTEN BY: NERO
EDITED BY: Nissa
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DICK: Hey
Nancy4U: Hey
DICK: How are you doing?
Nancy4U: Great, Have we met before?
DICK: Nope...hehehe
Nancy4U: What?
DICK: Nothing.
Nancy4U:How did you get my email?
DICK: I asked google.
Nancy4U:How? lol
DICK: I was searching to someon to chat with.
Nancy4U:So, you got mine?
DICK: Yeah. So, how is work?
Nancy4U: I am a student. School is fine.
DICK: I wanted to chat because I was bored.
Nancy4U: It's ok, I can keep you company, I guess.
DICK: Yay! Thanks alot.
Nancy4U: You are welcome. So, What do you want to talk about?
DICK: Emm...sorry whar is your real name?
Nancy4U: Nancy.
DICK: Ow, you and my ex have the same name lol
Nancy4U: Wow, thanks a coincidence lol.
DICK: Both of you might have something in common.
Nancy4U: You tell me.
DICK: She is fat.
Nancy4U: I am not...
DICK: I mean, before she start to the gym.
Nancy4U: Ow ok, I go to the gym too.
DICK: I thought as much.
Nancy4U: Wierd, lol
DICK: She uses blue nail porlish.
Nancy4U: I use pink, it is nice with my complexion.
DICK: That was after I told her I like pink.
Nancy4U: You like pink :)
DICK: Yeah, what? :P
Nancy4U: I thought pink is girls' colour?
DICK: Yeah, thats what you thought.
Nancy4U: Why pink?
DICK: It's a colour for most kitty.
Nancy4U: What? Kitty?
DICK: Yeah, kitty.
Nancy4U: I hope you are not talking about what I am thinking right now?
DICK: Nope, not at all.
Nancy4U: What kitty have such colour???
DICK: Most, most kitty.
Nancy4U: I have not seen it before.
DICK: YOu don't have to see it...it's already with you.
Nancy4U: With me?
DICK: I mean, somewhere arround the neighbour.
Nancy4U: When did they come out? I mean how did you know there are such kitty?
DICK: It is when I talked to the owner, she showed it to me.
Nancy4U: Are you doing what I am thinking?
DICK: Nope, I am just sited, chatting with you.
Nancy4U: Hmmm...I mean, are you talking about sex?
DICK: Do you want to talk about it?
Nancy4U: Why are you such a prick? Do you think I don't know what you are doing?
DICK: I am only talking about a familiar but rear kitty.
Nancy4U: Ok, go on.
DICK: After the owner showed it to me, I kissed and pet it, so dearly and softly.
Nancy4U: What did she say?
DICK: She was very happy I loved a kitty like this.
Nancy4U: Ow...poor kitty.
DICK: I put my finger inside the kitty and played with it...
Nancy4U: Why would you do that??
DICK: It is a rear kitty, it gets pleasure from that.
Nancy4U: Oh, really?
DICK: Yeah...by the time the owner could know, I have already began to make the kitty so swollen and hard...
Nancy4U: That kitty could be dangerous.
DICK: Not for those whom know how to pleasure it.
Nancy4U: When she saw it swollen, did it scare her?
DICK: She was happen and I gave the kitty my cucumber to eat.
Nancy4U: Do kitty eat cucumber?
DICK: That kitty does. The kitty was very tight and fresh...
Nancy4U: Tight?
DICK: yeah, it looks new to me.
Nancy4U: Fuck off, you psycho!!! I knew it.
DICK: Knew what?
Nancy4U: That you were talking about kitty.
DICK: Yeah, I was.
Nancy4U: It's nice chatting with you, jork...
DICK: Hold on, it could be your kitty
Nancy4U: It looks to me that you just ran out of Rehab.
DICK: I go there everyday... :D
Nancy4U: Screw you...go f*** yourself!
DICK: I do that all the time. Any other thing?
Nancy4U: Yeah, you might wanna f*** a hen...
DICK: Ok, lets cut the chase...I am Johnny Bridges.
Nancy4U: Seriously? Mind answering afew questions "Johnny Bridges"?
DICK: Hit me baby!
Nancy4U: Who's your ex wife?
DICK: (searches google) babe, I only dated her. Never got married to her. You talking about rose right? cuz, I don't remember half of the women I date, it's actually just a one night stand.
Nancy4U: So how old are you? when's your birthday?
DICK: blah blah blah
Nancy4U: I'm still not convinced. Okay here's a tricky one. What's your mum's name?
DICK: (searches google, fails. He thinks of a name) *insert name*
Nancy4U: OMG!! you really are Johnny Bridges.
DICK: Told you.
Nancy4U: Oh no, this is not true...that actor?
DICK: Yeah, thats me.
Nancy4U: Can I get your number.
DICK: (number) Call me if you need anything.
Nancy4U: Wanna see my kitty?
DICK: Sure, where would I pick you?
Nancy4U: (address)
DICK: Hang on (went offline)
Nancy4U: (went offline too)
[This is a play in my slide vid on youtube DICK and the pink kitty]
WRITTEN BY: NERO
EDITED BY: Nissa
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DICK: Hey
Nancy4U: Hey
DICK: How are you doing?
Nancy4U: Great, Have we met before?
DICK: Nope...hehehe
Nancy4U: What?
DICK: Nothing.
Nancy4U:How did you get my email?
DICK: I asked google.
Nancy4U:How? lol
DICK: I was searching to someon to chat with.
Nancy4U:So, you got mine?
DICK: Yeah. So, how is work?
Nancy4U: I am a student. School is fine.
DICK: I wanted to chat because I was bored.
Nancy4U: It's ok, I can keep you company, I guess.
DICK: Yay! Thanks alot.
Nancy4U: You are welcome. So, What do you want to talk about?
DICK: Emm...sorry whar is your real name?
Nancy4U: Nancy.
DICK: Ow, you and my ex have the same name lol
Nancy4U: Wow, thanks a coincidence lol.
DICK: Both of you might have something in common.
Nancy4U: You tell me.
DICK: She is fat.
Nancy4U: I am not...
DICK: I mean, before she start to the gym.
Nancy4U: Ow ok, I go to the gym too.
DICK: I thought as much.
Nancy4U: Wierd, lol
DICK: She uses blue nail porlish.
Nancy4U: I use pink, it is nice with my complexion.
DICK: That was after I told her I like pink.
Nancy4U: You like pink :)
DICK: Yeah, what? :P
Nancy4U: I thought pink is girls' colour?
DICK: Yeah, thats what you thought.
Nancy4U: Why pink?
DICK: It's a colour for most kitty.
Nancy4U: What? Kitty?
DICK: Yeah, kitty.
Nancy4U: I hope you are not talking about what I am thinking right now?
DICK: Nope, not at all.
Nancy4U: What kitty have such colour???
DICK: Most, most kitty.
Nancy4U: I have not seen it before.
DICK: YOu don't have to see it...it's already with you.
Nancy4U: With me?
DICK: I mean, somewhere arround the neighbour.
Nancy4U: When did they come out? I mean how did you know there are such kitty?
DICK: It is when I talked to the owner, she showed it to me.
Nancy4U: Are you doing what I am thinking?
DICK: Nope, I am just sited, chatting with you.
Nancy4U: Hmmm...I mean, are you talking about sex?
DICK: Do you want to talk about it?
Nancy4U: Why are you such a prick? Do you think I don't know what you are doing?
DICK: I am only talking about a familiar but rear kitty.
Nancy4U: Ok, go on.
DICK: After the owner showed it to me, I kissed and pet it, so dearly and softly.
Nancy4U: What did she say?
DICK: She was very happy I loved a kitty like this.
Nancy4U: Ow...poor kitty.
DICK: I put my finger inside the kitty and played with it...
Nancy4U: Why would you do that??
DICK: It is a rear kitty, it gets pleasure from that.
Nancy4U: Oh, really?
DICK: Yeah...by the time the owner could know, I have already began to make the kitty so swollen and hard...
Nancy4U: That kitty could be dangerous.
DICK: Not for those whom know how to pleasure it.
Nancy4U: When she saw it swollen, did it scare her?
DICK: She was happen and I gave the kitty my cucumber to eat.
Nancy4U: Do kitty eat cucumber?
DICK: That kitty does. The kitty was very tight and fresh...
Nancy4U: Tight?
DICK: yeah, it looks new to me.
Nancy4U: Fuck off, you psycho!!! I knew it.
DICK: Knew what?
Nancy4U: That you were talking about kitty.
DICK: Yeah, I was.
Nancy4U: It's nice chatting with you, jork...
DICK: Hold on, it could be your kitty
Nancy4U: It looks to me that you just ran out of Rehab.
DICK: I go there everyday... :D
Nancy4U: Screw you...go f*** yourself!
DICK: I do that all the time. Any other thing?
Nancy4U: Yeah, you might wanna f*** a hen...
DICK: Ok, lets cut the chase...I am Johnny Bridges.
Nancy4U: Seriously? Mind answering afew questions "Johnny Bridges"?
DICK: Hit me baby!
Nancy4U: Who's your ex wife?
DICK: (searches google) babe, I only dated her. Never got married to her. You talking about rose right? cuz, I don't remember half of the women I date, it's actually just a one night stand.
Nancy4U: So how old are you? when's your birthday?
DICK: blah blah blah
Nancy4U: I'm still not convinced. Okay here's a tricky one. What's your mum's name?
DICK: (searches google, fails. He thinks of a name) *insert name*
Nancy4U: OMG!! you really are Johnny Bridges.
DICK: Told you.
Nancy4U: Oh no, this is not true...that actor?
DICK: Yeah, thats me.
Nancy4U: Can I get your number.
DICK: (number) Call me if you need anything.
Nancy4U: Wanna see my kitty?
DICK: Sure, where would I pick you?
Nancy4U: (address)
DICK: Hang on (went offline)
Nancy4U: (went offline too)
[This is a play in my slide vid on youtube DICK and the pink kitty]